#1: He can't win with good players.
#2: He's lost without Donovan McNasty.
#3: DeSean a bitch.
#4: Maclin a bitch.
#5: Eli / Romo / Rex a
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#6: You can call the Eagles "SHEGLES", because it's calling them women.
#7: Vick murders dogs. Actually, that was funny. Nevermind.
#7: (take two) No Kolb, no ring.
#8: Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie proves that long names don't win championships.
#9: Philadelphia is trashy.
#10: Andy Reid tries too hard to look like Mike Holmgren, but at least he can win.
#11: Asante Samuel reportedly can't maintain an erection.
#12: Long hair don't care.
#13: Is banning Emory a bad thing? We can't see him say stupid shit.
#14: Even the Redskins have a Super Bowl win. Come on.
#15: They believe Pro Bowl nods equal Super Bowl rings.
#16: Kurt Coleman and Nate Allen suck. Quientin Mikell is jacking off thinking about it.
#17: Tramon Williams looks hispanic in his Madden picture.
#18: I forgot to get my free flu shot.
#19: If it's white, it's alright. If it's black, send it back.
#20: Eagles have nice uniforms, but what has that done for them?
#21: The American Bald Eagle is endangered. Just like the Eagles chances at success.
#22: Andy Reid likes to eat candy and it makes him sleepy.
#23: The waterboy is now the General Manager of the team. Or something.
#24: The Eagles are the Pacers of the NFL. But at least we have it right by not signing black guys.
#25: If the NFL was the MLB, the Eagles would be the Washington Nationals, and they would have signed Jayson Werth fifteen times this offseason.
#26: Because they overpaid and he didn't produce.
#27: What happened to Sav Rocca? He added prestige to that team.
#28: Vince Young is everything wrong with America.
#29: Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff are underrated.
#30: Eagles fans that attend games are stupid morons. Boo, cheer, boo, cheer, boo, cheer. And that's just the pre-game warmups.
#31: Eagles fans are scientifically proven to rape and murder 50% more than other fans.
#32: Nine wide? More like avoid winning.
#33: Juqua Parker is a stupid name.
#34: Brent Celek has led zero game winning drives.
#35: Ron Mexico.
#36: You broke Terrell Owens' heart.
#37: If Eagles won a couple Super Bowls, Emory would like them.
#38: You know who so sick? Every other team in the NFL.
#39: If you re-arrange the word EAGLES, you get TRASHY.
#40: Does Mark Wahlberg play for them now?
More to come.
